http://www.onlineorganizing.com/ProductsPage.asp?name=Confessions_Of_A_Clutterholic_CD SONG LYRICS There I was, in despair I was, So deep in debris no one knew where I was. And I had to come out of the closet, 'Cause I couldn't get into the closet, And face a truth so catastrophic, so outre, so diabolic -- I had become a clutterholic! I love all my stuff, I'm surrounded by stuff, And I keep accumulating and it's never enough I had piles on the piano, and piles on the floor... I hadn't seen my table top since '94. I read all the books -- tried to master Feng Shui But I couldn't throw a single piece of paper away. I had... Jigsaw puzzles missing pieces, 40 years of rental leases, Baby shoes and old eyeglasses, notes from all my college classes, Souvenirs from summer trips and long expired memberships, Every type of little boxes, bits of fur and silver foxes, Hordes of fascinating books and cookbooks by 100 cooks, Photos from the Caribbean, from the Dead Sea,